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spocks-husband · 2 days ago
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If you ask Bruce why his training routine is so regimented and heavy he'll tell you that it's because he needs to make sure his body is in peak condition to battle for justice or whatever the fuck-- and that was true when he was like. 19. But now? Yeah, no.
You wanna know the real reason he works out so much?
It's because he can't stand the idea of not being able to pick up any of his kids.
And Jason is getting REALLY heavy.
(side note, all the Batkids and occasionally BatSpouses [I'll be nice and keep this ship neutral lol] get a random text confirming how much they weigh at any given time and they're all totally used to it because that just means he's about to start working out and he needs to check to make sure everything is accurate.)
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notyourdogbutsomeones · 15 hours ago
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There’s something so inherently sexual about being fully clothed for this, especially with boots
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I want my man like this :3
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rabbitscreams · 9 hours ago
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fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]
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part-time-zombie · 2 days ago
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Virgil is Logan's closest friend.
In case it wasn't already clear, he truly means a great deal to Logan. He won't admit it, but he can't necessarily deny it either.
Who else among the sides knows Logan so well, and knows exactly what gifts he'd love the most and why he'd love it? Who else ever cared to put in the time and effort to actually cater to his interests so thoroughly, or bothered to at least try to meet them?
Who else does Logan feel like he can actually converse with, who he can let his guard down around and actually relax for once? In all honesty, who among the sides would he fully enjoy being around without feeling like he were holding his breath the whole time?
Other than him, who would actually listen to Logan talk without interrupting, never once making him feel bothersome for sharing his thoughts?
Everyone else has already shut him up and cut him off more than once. Logan has been interrupted, ignored, and outright entirely removed from conversations more times than he'd like to count, and the only one who hasn't done so to him yet is Virgil.
Honestly, that in and of itself is a miracle.
So of course Virgil is Logan's closest friend, maybe even his only friend. And that's more than fine, because he's also Virgil's friend.
Or, he hopes he is.
Because when he sees how Virgil is with the others, how he seeks them out and prioritizes his time with them above all else as if he truly cherished it more than anything, he can't help but wonder...
...how important is Logan to Virgil?
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questionable-idea · 3 days ago
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romance protagonist with a sex-repulsed aroace best friend sidekick that gets annoyed everytime the plot get derailed for smut and is just hanging out chilling amidst the messy love triangle going on
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wayfinders-coven · 2 days ago
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You are Philza Minecraft, probably.
You once saved a Crow from dying as a child. Even now that you are an adult, you still remember the Crow's words after you set it free back to its murder, "We… wiLL… RETurN… ThE… FAVor…"
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twee-twunk · 3 days ago
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Dip and Dib
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littlefirefly42 · 1 day ago
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Viktor and Mel having a baby together and it comes out looking exactly like Jayce.
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revenge-over-sunsets · 2 days ago
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danger days gerard versus revenge gerard
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asexual-official · 1 day ago
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Caligula was killed before he appointed his horse as a senator
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sambrosiac · 3 days ago
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sam during those 4 months dean was dead
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Arthur: I have had a burning hatred for religions and cults since I was a child. I am willing and able to kill anyone who is a cultist and have done it before. I even used the word cultist as a slur.
Harlan: oh that’s cool
Arthur: …
Harlan: shame if someone, I don’t know, gave you a shit ton of religious imagery and themes…
Arthur: Wait WHAT—
Arthur: *gets hit by a big ass snowball but instead of snow it’s religious themes and imagery*
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unsleepingtales · 1 day ago
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Ask not for whom the time quangles; it quangles for thee
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cryingyouariver · 2 days ago
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t4t transbian who challenges the guys there in fighting game tournaments and forcefems them as her reward for beating them
t4t transbian who sorta just sits outside the local fighting game tournament and waits until the guys there work out the gender stuff.
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rainbowreindeer · 2 days ago
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Sth sth Takamis and overly empty spaces as a trauma response
Sth sth feeling safe in places that would look jarringly barren to a normal person, because such places are so radically different from Hawks's childhood home
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Sth sth Hawks pretending that the past is in the past and he's over it but having such clear signs of overcorrection
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